IV

Life + Time ≈ Lifetime

Else + Where = Elsewhere

Can + Not = Cannot

Up + Side ≈ Upside

Grand + Mother ≠ Grandmother

Base + Ball ≠ Baseball

Fire + Works ≈ Fireworks

Pass + Port = Passport

To + Get + Her ≠ Together

Lifetime + Together = Marriage

Passport - Elsewhere = Pointless

Fireworks + Cannot = Windy

Baseball - Upside = Catch

Grandmother + Grandmother = Great-great-grandmother

The marriage ceremony was deemed

pointless, since it was so windy the bride's

great-great-grandmother blew away and no one could catch her