Life + Time ≈
Lifetime
Else + Where =
Elsewhere
Can + Not = Cannot
Up + Side ≈ Upside
Grand + Mother ≠
Grandmother
Base + Ball ≠
Baseball
Fire + Works ≈
Fireworks
Pass + Port =
Passport
To + Get + Her ≠
Together
Lifetime + Together
= Marriage
Passport - Elsewhere
= Pointless
Fireworks + Cannot =
Windy
Baseball - Upside =
Catch
Grandmother +
Grandmother = Great-great-grandmother
The marriage
ceremony was deemed
pointless, since it
was so windy the bride's
great-great-grandmother
blew away and no one could catch her